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Jasmine, formally know as: Juicy.

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    Starting Line Up.

    Every single girl has her own “single girl swag” and goes about finding her love differently; weather it be sexually, financially, mentally or, emotionally. However, every girl always wants to be treated like a princess regardless of how that guy is willing to give it to her. Which leads me to ask the question, “Why cant the single girl make herself happy, regardless of her relationship status?” You don’t have to give in and be in a relationship to make yourself happy, you just need to properly align “your team.”

     When choosing team mates be wise, and make sure every player holds a different position. The three crucial players that should be on every single girls team are: Mr. XXXO, The Sponsor, and Mr.Potential.

    Mr.XXXO

    Mister XXXO is the nigga that plays as your eye candy. Men have them, women can too. He’s the dip shit that is soooo sexxxy and that’s where it ends. Fortunately, with Mr.XXXO, that’s all you really care about. No emotional attachment just someone you don’t mind looking at and “stuff.”  Enjoy him. But, YOU have to remember his position as well as letting him know his position as well. He’s strictly there for you and what you want. Nothing more, nothing less. EVER. Then there’s every girl’s favorite…

    The Sponsor

    We clearly know his role. TO SPONSOR YOU. He must treat you to trips, meals, nights out, shopping, hair done, nails done, err’thang did. There’s always a lame nigga that loves to trick off for what he thinks he’s working for. The Sponsor never gets to close. Give him good conversation and a hug or two in turn for his good spending. There’s no point in wasting anything on this fuck boy, use him up until he runs dry. Then its, on to the Mr. Potential.

    Mr.Potential

    This is the guy that has everything your looking for, just not right now. He has steady income, goals, a proven track record, he opens the door for you… You know all the cutsie little fancy shit. Except the a few little quirks that you cant quite pin point. That’s why he’s “Mr.Potential,” he needs to be groomed into your ideal mate 100,000% and its only you who can groom him. Keep him on the back burner yet, groom him at the same time. No man is wrapped up in a bow and ready to be opened and played with. Work on him, it’ll be worth it.

    Choose your starting line up and let the mu’fuckin’ pimpin’ begin!!!

    And always, “keep yo heart 3 stacks, keep yo heart.”

    Thought up by Juicy.

    — 1 year ago
    #Dating